Cp Stage Cheats

Here's a song that might help you get some of my jokes!

Hi People

There is a new stage out but I did a vid for the cheat






Sadly that's all the cheats there really are for the secrets of the bamboo forest

So who here is clueless? I know you're going to say I'm not, but my neighbors are. Get this -- they drove all the way from Calif to St. Louis with 4 kids, and came back with 5! They probably went to see the St Louis arch -- here's a picture of it:



They drive a Toyota so their accelerator stuck and they got there in about 2 days. Here's a picture of what your everyday Toyota looks like:


And here's your everyday Toyota driver:




They're big Cardinal fans unfortunately. I'm a Giant fan. So they are going to see the Cardinals play the dreaded Dodgers. Here's what your everyday Cardinals fan looks like:
The only boy is a really big Club Penguin fan but unfortunately whenever he logs in he gets this:




Maybe that's just as well because his oldest sister is always on the computer 24/7. But anytime she logs on Club Penguin this is what's going to happen:


This sister thinks everything fabulous should be hers(some times). She has an IPod Touch which is really funny because you have to program it with your nose. On the other hand, the normal IPod you can just speak to it. I'm going to something with her every Thursday but I will talk about that some other time.

Here are some reasons why you will never meet these people:

1. Their skin resembles the Geico lizard
2. They answer every question with "Who wants to know?"
3. You're too busy reading Frogger 13 and all the junk he puts in his blog
4. You ate yourApple iPhone like a candy bar
5. Because you're a Reds fan

So I had this friend over the other day and he showed me Charlie the Unicorn videos. So I called up two of my other friends and this is what we look like in our uniforms:

Did you hear about the brand new dollar bill that just came out? Everyone is in line for this thing. It is just so valuable. Here it is:


By the way, did you hear that President Obama got a brand new fake birth certificate for his birthday? At his party he asked the magician if he could make Sarah Palin disappear.

I hope this blog helped you on the stage cheats and if you happen to see my neighbors please leave a comment!

Frogger 13

The New Hauted Castle at the Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk

This is a song which will help go on the new haunted castle!

The Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk redid its Haunted Castle. I was glad they didn't make it bloody. It's scary but not really scary ( like Justin Beiber). Here's the old one:
Here's the new one:



OK that was a joke. Here it is really:

They wanted 2 keep the giant spider and they did! After all you don't just throw away a perfectly good giant spider! I cannot begin to tell you how impressive the electronics and special effects are. I'm surprised they didn't have something really scary like the oil spill. There's so much oil and tar that they are just going to let it dry completely and they build a railroad, sidewalk and freeway to Guatamala. There will even be a place to get your oil changed -- fresh from the gulf! Here's what the creatures in the Gulf of Mexico look like now:

But back to the Haunted Castle....

The air conditioning is not that cold, unlike Ghostblasters. The A/C in Ghostblasters is so bad it's snowing in there! Anytime I go on that ride I can't figure out if I'm on Ghostblasters or if I got into a Hot Tub Time Machine and went back in time to a bad evening with my grandmother. Funny I should mention that, because that's how cold our house is after a bad evening. So, Frogger13, how do you keep warm? For all you guys who personally know me and know what I look like, it's really just a disguise. Here's what I really look like:

If you want to see me like this and our house looking like the Arctic Circle just come knock on our door and ask to borrow our can opener. My grandmother's favorite medicine is Claritin. So on Halloween when she ran out of candy, so she gave out her Claritin. She like this Mexican restaurant called Fernando's. Here's a picture of it:

She also likes a place called Jack's Prime but she says the hamburgers are too spicy. Here's a picture of their hamburgers:

Unfortunately, she loves a place called Tommy Toys which is very expensive (about $250). It is in downtown San Francisco. Here's what it looks like:

Every time we have bad cold evenings with her I pick up the phone and call Betty White and ask her for advice. Or I send an email to Larry King. She also complains about the manager of her club. He's actually a charming man. Last time I saw him I took a picture:

But back to the Haunted Castle ....
There's even a vampire bunny in there! I would not recommend the Fright Walk -- too scary. Kind of like Kei$ha's house. Here's a story about the Fright Walk:

My parents and I were driving to a bike trail and I was taking a little nap. Halfway up the road I heard my parents talking and woke up only to find myself covered in blood! My hands, my face, my arms -- Yuck! Don't worry -- we hadn't crashed, my nose was bleeding. I wasn't sure if I was still in the car or if I had transported to the Fright Walk! But it's gory like that, so don't go on it!

Here's a link to a video of the Haunted Castle ride:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJ1VnwWIGfU&feature=related

Leave me a comment if you've gone on the new Haunted Castle!

Frogger 13

How to become a EPF Agent on CP

Here is a little cheat on how 2 become a EPF Agent.

1 Click on the 5 on the phone.

2Hit the target with a snowball.

3When u run it should about take 6 seconds. If not u are slow.

4.Throw a snowball at camera 2. Then hide in a corner.

5 The tv will say 2 get in the the blue space. DO NOT DO IT ! It is a trap. Throw a snowball at this. If you do get into the blue lasers, just think of it as taking a shower!

So Gary created a creature 2 protect the underwater room. Here is a picture.

Here's another 1 which is worse 2 proctet the EPF hq. Here is a picture.

BTW, did you know that Rush Limbaugh just got married for the fourth time! Here is what the NY Times had to say: Mr. Limbaugh is a conservative radio talk show host with millions of fans and even more enemies, and his new wife is insane. Rush also has some pet rabbits. Here is a picture:

At his wedding he seemed more in love with the cake than with the bride. Here are some things overhead at his wedding:

"Mrs. Palin, please, enough with the celebratory gunfire"

"Do you take this woman to be your future ex-wife?"

"How nice, they have a tent in case it rains. Oh wait -- those are Rush's pants."

"It's ironic that a guy named Rush takes 20 minutes to walk down the aisle."

"Is this my fourth wedding or fifth?

"Did he just eat the whole cake?"

"Did he just drink that whole thing of punch?"

OK - enough. Back to Club Penguin!

Thank God Rookie is not an EPF agent.

Even if u are an EPF Agent u cannot log on 2 club penguin between 8:00 and 3:00 Or this will happen.

As a good EPF Agent u need 2 report a penguin breaking the rules. Here is my favorite thing 2 report penguins 4.Wait a minute if I did that there would be no penguins left on Club penguin. I also like 2 ban penguins who are pink or have pink iglooes or if they the word pink in their name or if their favorite is pink or if I know them in real life and they have a pink bedroom. If that is u then u can kiss your penguin goodbye becuase I will ban it.A good friend a mine sent me this picture.

That is my friends penguin not mine. If u see Naga Penguin get out of that room immediately - he will ban u. I said to him if u did that u would destroy Club Penguin. He said Ok fine.

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Money Cheats

4 all u poor penguins who are so bad at games here is how to beat some of them. Yeah!!!

1 Ice Fishing -- Get the new special fishing pole to get the grey fish. Then to catch the big fish leave a regular fish on the end of the line.
2 Aquagrabber -- In order to get the big pearl, put the big pearl shaped rock inside the clam. To get the rare treasure in Soda Seas, let the crab take all the coins, then he will give it to you.

You also have to pick up the worm and catch the little fish, then give the little fish to the big fish so he will get out of your way.


3 Puffle Rescue -- There are 40 levels of each color. Some levels in the black puffle have the electric octopuses and some don't, so be careful.


4 Hydro Hopper -- Jump over the sharks to get more points. Grab inner tubes for extra life.

5 Catch a wave--Do the competition the judges will tell u what they want 2 see and what buttons 2 push.

6 Jet Pack Adventure -- Don't pick up the coins because if you are able to go through the whole game without a single coin it will give you tons of coins at the end. You go through the town, the plaza, the dock and the mine. For the very last level you just keep going down.

7 Pizzatron 3000 -- There is a candy machine if you flip the lever. Then you can serve desert. Here's what it looks like when you get a perfect record.
However if u have an apron and u do not give a penguin some thing that they want the ban will look like this
8--Bean counters If u finish the game u get a 60 coin bonus! However it is the same old deal with pizzatron 3000 if u do not give a penguin something that they want even if they are clueless u will be banned! 1 time I went 2 my Iggy it said, would u like 2 play Bean Counters? Here is a picture.
That is a real picture and that is my penguin Frogger 13. How ever if u want 2 get banned here is how 2 do it!

Sadly, the spy missions do not give money. Club Penguin watches how much u are in the pizza parlor and coffee shop u will lose your job as EPF agenet. If u click on the thing 2 become a EPF Agent this it what it will say.

Let me know if that ever happens.
Frogger 13

How 2 be a FIRE NINJA

This is a cheat on how 2 be a FIRE NINJA!!! Here is a picture on what the suit looks like.

The picture at the bottom shows your choices. If u are not a fire ninja click on Earn your Fire Suit.

It is impossible to beat Sensei until you have all the parts of the suit. Remember if you or some other penguin lands on the square with either fire, water or snow then you have to play that element. If you land on one that has all the elements then you can choose your element. If you land on the same space as another penguin or the space with the cards then it's a Card Jitsu battle. If you win the battle you get a point.

Example: If you are challenging Sensei in a Card Jitsu battle and he lands on the same space you do and you play water and he plays fire, then he would lose one point and you would gain one point. Now let's say you land on snow and I play a 6 and you play an 11. I would lose one point and you would keep your points, but you would not get a new point. However, if you land on fire and you don't have any fire, you will automatically lose a point.

Please keep in mind that this game is only for members, so join now!

Good luck becoming a fire ninja!!

Frogger 13

Dojos

For all u penguins who want NEW DOJOS here is a sneek peek LOL! This the fire dojo!
















This is not the water!







This is not snow!










PIf u seach up Water or Snow Dojo that is what u will get!
However I got my hands on this picture 4 the new water dojo. Coming in November.

Here is what the card tin will look
Do not trust penguins who have more pictures of the water dojo. This picture is fake!

Here's what the amulet will look when u are a fire,water,and snow ninja.
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How to deal with your sisters

Ok peeps with 11 year old girls or 11 year old sisters here is some help
NO CELL PHONES!

Here is a vid on 11 year old girls and 11 year old boys! Same 1just in 3 parts.












This is who I have guarding my room day and night to protect me from 11 year old girls like the one in the vid. Here's a picture of him:

So I bet you're going "Dude! How do you keep Dracula from biting you while you're asleep?"

Well it's quite simple. Before dinner every night I sit down at the table and talk to him while drinking some Blood Lite.

If you are a boy and you have an 11 year old sister that you are mad at, here's how to get even with her: When she's in the shower she'll have the door closed so get some fishing string and a fake snake or spider (either one will do). Tie the snake or spider to the string then get some tape and tape it to the top of the door frame. When she opens the door it will be hanging there and she will scream so loud that the roof will probably cave in. Now you're even!

Have fun!

Frogger 13