The New Hauted Castle at the Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk

This is a song which will help go on the new haunted castle!

The Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk redid its Haunted Castle. I was glad they didn't make it bloody. It's scary but not really scary ( like Justin Beiber). Here's the old one:
Here's the new one:



OK that was a joke. Here it is really:

They wanted 2 keep the giant spider and they did! After all you don't just throw away a perfectly good giant spider! I cannot begin to tell you how impressive the electronics and special effects are. I'm surprised they didn't have something really scary like the oil spill. There's so much oil and tar that they are just going to let it dry completely and they build a railroad, sidewalk and freeway to Guatamala. There will even be a place to get your oil changed -- fresh from the gulf! Here's what the creatures in the Gulf of Mexico look like now:

But back to the Haunted Castle....

The air conditioning is not that cold, unlike Ghostblasters. The A/C in Ghostblasters is so bad it's snowing in there! Anytime I go on that ride I can't figure out if I'm on Ghostblasters or if I got into a Hot Tub Time Machine and went back in time to a bad evening with my grandmother. Funny I should mention that, because that's how cold our house is after a bad evening. So, Frogger13, how do you keep warm? For all you guys who personally know me and know what I look like, it's really just a disguise. Here's what I really look like:

If you want to see me like this and our house looking like the Arctic Circle just come knock on our door and ask to borrow our can opener. My grandmother's favorite medicine is Claritin. So on Halloween when she ran out of candy, so she gave out her Claritin. She like this Mexican restaurant called Fernando's. Here's a picture of it:

She also likes a place called Jack's Prime but she says the hamburgers are too spicy. Here's a picture of their hamburgers:

Unfortunately, she loves a place called Tommy Toys which is very expensive (about $250). It is in downtown San Francisco. Here's what it looks like:

Every time we have bad cold evenings with her I pick up the phone and call Betty White and ask her for advice. Or I send an email to Larry King. She also complains about the manager of her club. He's actually a charming man. Last time I saw him I took a picture:

But back to the Haunted Castle ....
There's even a vampire bunny in there! I would not recommend the Fright Walk -- too scary. Kind of like Kei$ha's house. Here's a story about the Fright Walk:

My parents and I were driving to a bike trail and I was taking a little nap. Halfway up the road I heard my parents talking and woke up only to find myself covered in blood! My hands, my face, my arms -- Yuck! Don't worry -- we hadn't crashed, my nose was bleeding. I wasn't sure if I was still in the car or if I had transported to the Fright Walk! But it's gory like that, so don't go on it!

Here's a link to a video of the Haunted Castle ride:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJ1VnwWIGfU&feature=related

Leave me a comment if you've gone on the new Haunted Castle!

Frogger 13

How to become a EPF Agent on CP

Here is a little cheat on how 2 become a EPF Agent.

1 Click on the 5 on the phone.

2Hit the target with a snowball.

3When u run it should about take 6 seconds. If not u are slow.

4.Throw a snowball at camera 2. Then hide in a corner.

5 The tv will say 2 get in the the blue space. DO NOT DO IT ! It is a trap. Throw a snowball at this. If you do get into the blue lasers, just think of it as taking a shower!

So Gary created a creature 2 protect the underwater room. Here is a picture.

Here's another 1 which is worse 2 proctet the EPF hq. Here is a picture.

BTW, did you know that Rush Limbaugh just got married for the fourth time! Here is what the NY Times had to say: Mr. Limbaugh is a conservative radio talk show host with millions of fans and even more enemies, and his new wife is insane. Rush also has some pet rabbits. Here is a picture:

At his wedding he seemed more in love with the cake than with the bride. Here are some things overhead at his wedding:

"Mrs. Palin, please, enough with the celebratory gunfire"

"Do you take this woman to be your future ex-wife?"

"How nice, they have a tent in case it rains. Oh wait -- those are Rush's pants."

"It's ironic that a guy named Rush takes 20 minutes to walk down the aisle."

"Is this my fourth wedding or fifth?

"Did he just eat the whole cake?"

"Did he just drink that whole thing of punch?"

OK - enough. Back to Club Penguin!

Thank God Rookie is not an EPF agent.

Even if u are an EPF Agent u cannot log on 2 club penguin between 8:00 and 3:00 Or this will happen.

As a good EPF Agent u need 2 report a penguin breaking the rules. Here is my favorite thing 2 report penguins 4.Wait a minute if I did that there would be no penguins left on Club penguin. I also like 2 ban penguins who are pink or have pink iglooes or if they the word pink in their name or if their favorite is pink or if I know them in real life and they have a pink bedroom. If that is u then u can kiss your penguin goodbye becuase I will ban it.A good friend a mine sent me this picture.

That is my friends penguin not mine. If u see Naga Penguin get out of that room immediately - he will ban u. I said to him if u did that u would destroy Club Penguin. He said Ok fine.

Frogger 13