How to become a EPF Agent on CP

Here is a little cheat on how 2 become a EPF Agent.

1 Click on the 5 on the phone.

2Hit the target with a snowball.

3When u run it should about take 6 seconds. If not u are slow.

4.Throw a snowball at camera 2. Then hide in a corner.

5 The tv will say 2 get in the the blue space. DO NOT DO IT ! It is a trap. Throw a snowball at this. If you do get into the blue lasers, just think of it as taking a shower!

So Gary created a creature 2 protect the underwater room. Here is a picture.

Here's another 1 which is worse 2 proctet the EPF hq. Here is a picture.

BTW, did you know that Rush Limbaugh just got married for the fourth time! Here is what the NY Times had to say: Mr. Limbaugh is a conservative radio talk show host with millions of fans and even more enemies, and his new wife is insane. Rush also has some pet rabbits. Here is a picture:

At his wedding he seemed more in love with the cake than with the bride. Here are some things overhead at his wedding:

"Mrs. Palin, please, enough with the celebratory gunfire"

"Do you take this woman to be your future ex-wife?"

"How nice, they have a tent in case it rains. Oh wait -- those are Rush's pants."

"It's ironic that a guy named Rush takes 20 minutes to walk down the aisle."

"Is this my fourth wedding or fifth?

"Did he just eat the whole cake?"

"Did he just drink that whole thing of punch?"

OK - enough. Back to Club Penguin!

Thank God Rookie is not an EPF agent.

Even if u are an EPF Agent u cannot log on 2 club penguin between 8:00 and 3:00 Or this will happen.

As a good EPF Agent u need 2 report a penguin breaking the rules. Here is my favorite thing 2 report penguins 4.Wait a minute if I did that there would be no penguins left on Club penguin. I also like 2 ban penguins who are pink or have pink iglooes or if they the word pink in their name or if their favorite is pink or if I know them in real life and they have a pink bedroom. If that is u then u can kiss your penguin goodbye becuase I will ban it.A good friend a mine sent me this picture.

That is my friends penguin not mine. If u see Naga Penguin get out of that room immediately - he will ban u. I said to him if u did that u would destroy Club Penguin. He said Ok fine.

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